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NHL Players New Years Resolutions for 2022 - Unofficial

Updated: Jan 2, 2022



Here are some NHL players unofficial resolutions for the upcoming year.




Tyler Myers - Vancouver Canucks


More like 3 sticks per period.





Evander Kane - teamless



Evander Kane has big visions for 2022.






Loui Eriksson, Arizona Coyotes






Jesse Puljujarvi, Edmonton Oilers

Apparently seeing Puljujarvi digging for gold on the bench is a common site in Edmonton. It's his secret formula to being a prolific scorer.





Auston Matthews, Toronto Maple Leafs






Phil Kessel, Arizona Coyotes

If 2022 for Phil is anything like how his 2021 was, hotdog sales in Arizona will still be at record-high for a third straight year.




Brendan Lemieux, LA Kings

Just keep your mouth closed, Brendan.



Everything in this article is for spoof, and none of it is meant to be taken seriously. Happy 2022 NHL fans